How I Spent Election Night
I sat down on my couch, opened my laptop, turned on NBC's live coverage, and immediately was like:
There was stress eating.
And stress tweeting.
NBC kept declaring states "too close to call" and I was like:
The New York Times tentatively declared Florida for Romney and I was like:
And Justin told me not to worry and I was like:
Then Mitt's state of Massachusetts, Paul Ryan's Wisconsin and the home of Mitt's second home, New Hampshire, went to Obama and I was like:
Pennsylvania went blue and I was like:
Then Savannah Guthrie mentioned that 200 lawyers' beepers just went off in Florida and I was like:
Meanwhile, at the Romney campaign "party" in Boston they turned off the network feed and began playing a biography video of Mitt and the attendees were like:
Meanwhile, at the Obama campaign party in Chicago everyone was like:
Then I saw the county in Ohio where I voted turn blue and I was like:
Then I spotted a widows peak in Iowa and I was like:
And when they cut back to Brian Williams who was like:
Then they declared Obama the winner of Ohio, and thus the election and I was like:
Then Fox News decided they wouldn't concede just yet:
And even though Florida still hadn't decided:
We finally got word that Romney would make his concession speech, eventually:
Which looked sort of like this:
But in my head it was more like this:
And then the Obama family took the stage and I was like:
And then Barack stared speaking and it was like:
And I was like:
And then I realized it was 2am and I was like:
So I went to bed and dreamed about 2016: